We decided that nobody reads these anyway, so we had a computer write the description. Here goes: "Feeling regal on the green? Look no further than this snazzy putter headcover, featuring a pixelated 8-bit king that's sure to make all the other golfers green with envy. Just don't expect him to help your putting game - he's a bit too busy ruling the virtual kingdom to worry about your stroke."

• Designed and Manufactured in the USA
• Industrial Magnetic Closure
• Plush Protective Interior
• Durable UV Resistant Materials
• A cover fit for a (pixelated) king
• New and in the original, unopened bag